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pogllovenotes: “IF”FUCK! FUCK! FUck! Why did Lionel do it? Misery does love company they say, but did he really have to take it this far? I mean, what if Motherless was right? “ What if we can’t understand the puzzle of “if”? A small line that could have been left out of the script with no effect, but thrown in at the hands of a tormenting writer just to FUCK with the minds of some of us. For the last two week all I think is maybe Motherless is right! “IF! makes no damn sense. It’s just a puzzle of struggle and strife.”All right here’s the discussion, I’ll share it and maybe some of you insane insomniacs could help us solve it - that bastard Essrog, they should have left him in the boys home to rot…Those two letters “I”; a selfish little bastard by himself and “F”; the begining of 10,000 sins, Fondle, Fornicate & Fuck. Of course without them I would have no Future, so we can’t just toss them out. Oh IF you conditional little bitch, two letters so full of contingencies it makes us sick: “If you do this, then I’ll do that, how can you put such stipulations on relationships?” Or “IF” we could go to Mars we could destroy that planet too, and “if” not maybe we could just contain the ignorance to Earth - “Destruction BAD; Money Good, Kids. Unless if the destruction is done for good purpose.I mean if we just tossed out “IF” there’d be less “shoulda”, “coulda” and “woulda’s” taking away most regrets. Love wouldn’t have to be so hard aways wondering if she’s being faithful, or if he really likes her or is he just concerned with how good she looks in a skirt. Oh, “IF” you fickle litte bitch, I love her, but what if he’s cheating; planting seeds of doubt that have sprouted so many wars throughout the world. What if the DACA immigrants use up all our resources? Better to just shut and lock the door than worry about it, but what if they just dig tunnels under the wall? And what if Trump really was a good guy —- O.K., O.K. “IF” Trumps’ dictatorship is not your fault, but what if we ever got a candidate who truely cared about making changes and not just playing political games - you mean like Trump (oh, shut up brain that’s a different argument).Oh wait, there is a positive of if, but it’s covered by hope, so, IF, you’re still on the chopping block. Without you too then we’d have NO IFs ANDs or BUTs about it! Everything would be more concrete like your cousin “IS” assures us.IS, now there is a puzzle piece we can sink our teeth into. At lease with IS we can underastand things for certain, thereby removing doubt. “It is love, or it is not - no question and no hearts played with, broke or lost”. And if it IS, then she’s hot and if it is not then, oh well her loss (and she wouldn’t have to be alone loving herself). Trump IS our president so we should support him out of respect due the office, but his foreign policy IS not anything we should stand for as American’s.How long do I really need to go on with this? If I wrote a 100 pages maybe it would make my points more clear, but we’d still be no closer to solving it. Or maybe just one or two would do since there IS no part of the puzzle “IF” really fits.And what kind of God would do this to us? IF we do these things HE will show us favor and IF NOT against us HE will bring His wraith (or wrath?). I mean if you ask me just giving us the word “IF” is hell enough. This whole time part of my brain is arguing the pro’s and con’s of some damn two letter word to itself, another wondering if I turned the coffee pot off, another trying to reassure myself I’ll make it to the bus on time and still a final analyzing the probability of whether she couwreally love me or not.You see there kids the whole mess Lionel has gotten us into? Before this here I never thought two seconds about if, but when you really uncover the evil nature of it you see how sinister it is. I mean just how committed can one be with a word like “IF” in their vocabulary?I told you they should have just kept Motherless locked up.Therefore I nominate we remove it all together from the English language! -- source link