humansofnewyork:”Now for the million dollar question.”“What’s that?”“Did you brea
humansofnewyork:”Now for the million dollar question.”“What’s that?”“Did you break the foot while riding the unicycle?”“No, I didn’t.”“OH MAN, I thought I was going to have a great caption.”“Well, there is good news.”“What’s that?”“I broke it playing Quidditch.” -- source link