astrayan:step-up-shikari:astrayan:how did they fuck up so badly holy shit starbucks you had on
astrayan: step-up-shikari: astrayan: how did they fuck up so badly holy shit starbucks you had one job sollux | karkat | eridan BECAUSE THEY PUMP OUT ORDERS AT LIKE 200 AN HOUR AND YOU ASSHOLES CANT TELL THEM YOU’RE NAME IS MICHAEL AND NOT THE WEB COMIC STAR THEY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF YOU’RE ALL SUCH DICKS the lady in starbucks basically laughed her ass off when we appeared. we said “we’re going to say our names, and you write it the way you think it is”. she agreed to the play. because this is what it is. a JOKE. everyone was having fun, both the group of cosplayers and the workers at starbucks. one of the guy workers even asked me if he could try on my sollux’ glasses. so, it was a good thing. and if making a joke turns me into the biggest douche of ‘em all, well, i guess i am the biggest dick ever, then. -- source link