dropkicks:thedreadvampy:lacigreen: awwww yisssss I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF MORNING S
dropkicks: thedreadvampy: lacigreen: awwww yisssss I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF MORNING SEX SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME because when someone gets handsy when I’m half-awake my first response is not AWWW YISSS MORNING SEX it is MMMMFGGGGHHHHH FUCK OFF I AM COSYI REFUSE TO MOVESTOP MOVING MEGERROFFFFFFFFFZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZawshitIhavetogetuporI’llbelate The only time sex is acceptable in the morning is when you haven’t slept yet and you’ve pulled a sexy all-nighter, ok? there’s something about the phrase “sexy all-nighter” that just makes me laugh i just can’t imagine someone being sexy after having been awake all night like MMMM LOOK AT THOSE DARK PUFFY EYES LET ME TOUCH THEM AW YEAH I LOVE THE WAY YOU EAT A MILLION SLICES OF TOAST AND GUZZLE COFFEE TO KEEP YOUR ENERGY LEVELS UP DAMN GURL YOU LOOKIN P A L E IT’S SO HOT THE WAY YOU JUST DON’T HAVE ANY ATTENTION SPAN ANYMORE ????? tch whatever like I don’t pull allnighters ALL THE TIME I AM STILL SEXY YOU CAN’T TELL ME OTHERWISE WAAAAAAH FRANK’S BEING MEAN -- source link