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mist-the-wannabe-linguist: the-gay-prometheus: mist-the-wannabe-linguist: pictures-of-dogs: sniffs u btw. if you even care POV: You wake up on the top deck of Vulture after falling asleep on the night watch Robert: What do you do in this situationJack immediately: I boop its big snootRobert: No-Harcourt: Nono - let him talk. I think he should totally do thatJack: If you poke a polar bear in the nose it’ll attack whomever you command it to and I know just the target~Fintan: Woah is that true??Jack, shrugging: Yeah that’s how I lost my eye y'know. Some asshat poked a polar bear in the nose and set it on me. I’m lucky I just came outta it without an eye. Coulda been much worse. Dangerous beasts, those bears.Fintan: woah… …wait a minute I thought you said a kraken took your eyeJack: Kraken is another word for polar bear Fintan: …that’s so coolThomas: I thought you said you lost it in a war-Jack: Yeah a war on polar bearsThomas:Thomas: Am I a joke to you?Jack: Everything’s a joke to me kiddoThomas: …Alright I can’t argue with thatRobert to Corbin: Is it too late to pick a new crew Nikita, deadpan: let the polar bears eat ‘em and then hire those polar bears Jack: See? Even our sailing master knows polar bears are entirely controllable. Boop snoot give orders that’s just how it works. They’re far more reliable than humans as well Fintan: THAT’S SO COOL!!!Nikita: How in the world did you even hear what I said-Jack: Well you see sir, I actually have a sense of hearing unlike some others on our ship.Cadieux:Cadieux: What?Jack, looking around: Huh? What do you mean what - nobody said anything.Cadieux: …Huh. Nikita:Nikita, turning and walking past Robert and Corbin: This is going to be a long voyageJack: We knoooowNikita: Jack shut the fuck up Jack: Yes sir sorry sir.Jack:Nikita: Thank y-Jack: Won’t do it again sir.Nikita: …you are so incredibly lucky that we need you. -- source link

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