thoodleoo:>be plato, c. 400 BCE>be giving a lecture in athens>everything’s going great, stu
thoodleoo:>be plato, c. 400 BCE>be giving a lecture in athens>everything’s going great, students are eating it up>all of a sudden diogenes bursts in and starts shouting>archaicsmile.statuepeg>tell diogenes that he can sit in on the lecture if he wants but if he’s going to be obnoxious i’ll have to ask him to leave>diogenes looks thoughtful>asks what the topic is about>tell him it’s a theory of virtue that socrates taught me>diogenes says that he loves socrates>except he pronounces it socradeez for some reason?>ask him who the hell socradeez is>”socraDEEZ NUTZ”>diogenes starts breakdancing>all of my students convert to cynicism and live in empty wine casks now>mfw -- source link