fuzzytimemachinestarfish:The bullies from the football team beat me up again today. When mommy fou
fuzzytimemachinestarfish: The bullies from the football team beat me up again today. When mommy found out she told me to invite my bullies over for a pool party so she can talk to them. The next day after school the bullies came to beat me up again, but I told them my mom wants them to come over for a pool party this Saturday and that they were in BIG trouble. They just laughed and said “Ok, let’s see what mommy has in store for us!” On the day of the pool party I anxiously looked out the window to see when the bullies would arrive. When I saw them walking down the street I ran to mommy’s room to warn her they were coming. I opened the door without knocking and saw mommy. MOMMY WAS FACING AWAY FROM ME AND WAS ONLY WEARING A ROPE FOR A BIKINI! SHE WAS PRACTICALLY NAKED!! “Moooom, what are you doing?! The bullies are almost here!” Mommy turned around and looked in my eyes for a few seconds before she said: “Honey, I need you to listen very closely. Mommy is going to make sure those bullies never bully you again. But it’s very important that you stay in your room and play your video games until they leave. I want you close the curtains, and no matter what, DO NOT look outside. Can you promise me you’ll be a good boy for mommy?” “Yes mommy, but why are you wearing THAT?” Mommy slowly walked up to me. She kissed me on my cheek and whispered: “Baby, don’t worry about mommy. After today those boys won’t touch you again. Now go to your room and let mommy deal with your bullies.” I stayed in my room like a good boy and never looked out the window like mommy said, even though I heard some weird sounds coming from the pool. Mommy was right, those bullies stopped being mean to me. But for the next week every time I saw mommy get home from work she seemed to be walking funny. -- source link