official-lucifers-child:syrupmancer:thyrell:theloa:lucentgallivanter:benfoldsone:this is some horror
official-lucifers-child:syrupmancer:thyrell:theloa:lucentgallivanter:benfoldsone:this is some horror movie shit#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photosExamining the other evidence, we find:Feeds other people his own bloodAn affinity for crucifixesNot only able to cross water but can also walk on itShows up uninvited in people’s housesCan’t turn into a batok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually he reclaimed themokay but this implies that jesus really loved garlic -- source link