midnightiscoming-kasabian: What annoys you about Serge, Tom? Tom: I don’t know, what annoys me
midnightiscoming-kasabian: What annoys you about Serge, Tom? Tom: I don’t know, what annoys me about him?Serge: Size of me knob … So if he was a woman, would you fancy him? Tom:Oh yeah, massively! Serge: Look at him. He’s the singer in a band, he wears good clothes and also he’ll come home pissed right, and you’ve stayed in, and I don’t give a fuck what anyone says, right, women love that. It turns them silly, they dream of some fucking idiot that they can abuse. And then you get to make up. So yeah, all over it.. especially in them plimsoles. So has there ever been a moment where all this latent, manly respect you share has spilled over and you’ve… Serge: …kissed? Tom smirks Tom: Oh yeah. I’ve tried to fuck Serge loads of times. -- source link