theclearlydope:Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me
theclearlydope: Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (silence) Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist. Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here. -- source link