puppygirlsnplaythings:“Hello, Mr. Fernandez? We found her. Yeah, some back alley. She was ou
puppygirlsnplaythings: “Hello, Mr. Fernandez? We found her. Yeah, some back alley. She was out drinking with her friends, and some dumb ass thought it would be ‘fun’ to tease the table full of ‘stupid Americanos.’ Turned out they were off-duty Border Patrol.” “Well, like I said in the last call, we didn’t find her group, just Jessie and her friend Heather. I don’t know, sir. Probably on their way to a kennel or a Pet Store right now. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. I understand.” “Oh, and sir? I wouldn’t worry about Jessie’s tuition fees anymore. Something tells me she’s not exactly cut out for college anymore. What? You don’t even want to…but, she’s still your daught…yes, sir. Of course sir. We’ll make sure she finds a good home. Goodbye.” *sigh* “Well, I guess you’re coming home with me, Jessie. Actually, you know what? You look more like a “Jingles” to me. What do you think?“ “ARF! ARF! ARF!” “I had a feeling you’d say that.” -- source link