“Pfff! What was that? ‘What’s a woman getting out of the kitchen? A too long leash
“Pfff! What was that? ‘What’s a woman getting out of the kitchen? A too long leash!’. I should whip off my shoe and whack his bare backside, until their colour match, in front of his laughing out loud buddies! That would show them who actually holds the leash in this home. Anyway, someone is going to make every meal and washing in the week to come. And with a previously well spanked bottom because of that joke. Every-single-time!” -- source link