billthedrake: fuckmetx: bandidomacho: Puto pedazo de papis Our house backs up to a fairway of the co
billthedrake: fuckmetx: bandidomacho: Puto pedazo de papis Our house backs up to a fairway of the country club’s golf course. On pretty days you’ll often see a golf cart parked in our backyard. They say they’re searching for a golf ball, but they’re really looking for some ass. DOUBLE DATEI never was that into golf, but I was into the golf daddies. My best friend Drew got me into them. We were both 24-year-old bottoms into older men and we both had that cute, muscled “twunk” look. At times we could be wingmen and at times competition but we worked through it all. The biggest fight we ever had was when I started flirting with some DILF Drew was interested in. I apologized the next day, which I think he appreciated. “It’s all right, Matt. You know the saying, hos before bros…”That cleared the air some and we learned how to share our interest in hot daddies without undermining each other’s efforts.Still, I was taken by surprise when Drew suggested I join him on a vacation to Myrtle Beach. “What the fuck?” I asked. “Why would I want to go to Myrtle fucking Beach?”Drew laughed. “Dude, you have no idea. My family used to take me there in high school and it’s a fucking daddy buffet. Divorced, married… they have all flavors.” Of the two of us, Drew was the one with the cattier sense of humor. “Bud, I get like three weeks vacation. I’m not blowing one of them on a Myrtle Beach trip. Sorry.”I think Drew expected that answer. “Your loss, dude.”It was, too. That whole week, I got a new text from Drew every few hours. Scoping out hot guys on the golf course, at the club, in some cheesy-ass Margaritaville-style beach bar. These weren’t NYC DILFs. These were hot daddies in the wild, with some 30-something bachelor party dudes in the mix. I had fun vicariously following Drew’s daddy hunting. I didn’t get any actual details until he returned, though. We met at our normal after-work bar, where the drink specials brought a good crowd. “So… spill it, bud. How many daddies did you score?”“Just one,” Drew smiled. “Unless you count the threesome with his buddy.”“Damn,” I said. I’d only experienced one threesome in my life and it was an experience I hoped to repeat. Drew’s eyes twinkled as he bragged. “Kevin’s 54, divorced and real solid all over. You know that ex-jock build.” He smiled as he pulled out a phone and I saw two men. Golf attire, PGA caps, lit stogies. “Kevin’s the one on the front.”“Very nice,” I said. Genuinely impressed. But my attention was on the one in the back. I tended to go for more of that “mature” look than Drew did. “Um.. is that the buddy you had the threeway with?”Drew nodded sheepishly. “Just once, at the end of the week. Most of the time was me and Kev shacking up. “I don’t know if he’s popping viagra or what, but for a 54 year old he’s gotta a killer sex drive…” Already my friend seemed lost in sexual reverie. “Listen, Matt.. what do you think of a double date next weekend? These guys live in Jersey, and when George asked if I had a buddy, I kind of talked you up.”I could tell he felt embarrassed to ask, like he’d gotten ahead of himself in promising I’d go already. And knowing Drew, I knew he’d very much made that promise.“What did you have in mind?” I asked skeptically. Drew had tried to sugar coat it, but now had to be explicit with the details. “Golf this Saturday. It’s about an hour train ride, but they’ll cover the fees. Please, Matt.. we need a fourth player and I don’t know, I think you’ll click with the George guy.”I took another look at that picture and was intrigued. But I didn’t want to let my friend off the hook that easily. “What’s in it for me?” I asked.Drew got a naughty smirk. “About eight inches, buddy. And a dude who loves to eat ass for days. But if you don’t enjoy it, then I’ll pay for your Uber back to the city. And buy you dinner.”I kept my poker face.“OK… dinner anywhere you choose. Please, buddy.”“All right, Drew,” I said and saw the relief on his face. “So… this Kevin guy… is it serious with you two?”Drew blushed and shrugged. “It’s just been a week and a half. But man, there’s just this intense chemistry, you know. And he’s into something serious with a younger guy.”I reached in my wallet and pulled out a fresh bill. “Here’s twenty you guys are a serious item by the end of the year.”Drew smirked. He fished out two bills. “And here’s twenty that you’ll be vacationing in Myrtle Beach next year.” -- source link