doitbro: I have to say, I’m disappointed that you’re so impressed. What did you picture
doitbro: I have to say, I’m disappointed that you’re so impressed. What did you picture in your head? Some nasty frat pad type place, like the bedroom of a messy teenage boy exploded into an entire apartment? Is that really the kind of man you took me for? Are you really so low and pathetic that you’d actually serve a man like that? I guess you must be, huh? If you thought that’s the kind of man I am. That’s really disappointing, since it means you must not be worthy of serving me. Instead of getting to use you myself, I’ll have to assign you tasks serving lesser men. Still men far better than you, but less masculine and sophisticated than I am. That’s the only type of man you’ll get, since you obviously don’t deserve to serve me. Now stay there and think about how badly you’ve offended me. I’m going to see if the dude down the hall is home. He’s basically a boy compared to me, still living with his parents and all, but since I have no use for you maybe he will. I’m sure a lowlife like you will think it’s an honor to tidy his bedroom, scrub his toilet, and do his laundry. In fact, it’s such an honor that even if he doesn’t allow you to serve right now, you will make yourself available to serve at a time that works better for him. I think there’s a good chance I can send you over there now though. That would leave me free to make arrangements with a few other lesser men for you to serve. If you help those men become a little more like me, the man you truly crave, then maybe I’ll give you another chance at serving the real thing. Now kiss my feet and thank me for my generosity. Thank me for allowing you an opportunity to earn another chance, rather than just kicking you out unconditionally. Think about how grateful you are for that opportunity. Think about how sorry you are for fucking up in the first place. Make sure you’re ready to do better when I come back. -- source link