adamcadre: Sign shop owner: “Okay, what do you want the sign to say?” Gas statio
adamcadre: Sign shop owner: “Okay, what do you want the sign to say?” Gas station owner: “‘Please pay cashier before pumping gas.’” Sign shop owner: “Whoa, whoa, whoa! You sure you want all that? I mean, that’s gonna be at least four fonts.” More minutiae here. -- source link