voreguys:“Eating coach and hijacking this bus is the best thing that’s ever happened t
voreguys: “Eating coach and hijacking this bus is the best thing that’s ever happened to this team. *urrrrrrrrrp* dude sorry if I stink up the bus but I can still feel him yelling and trying to get out and it’s making me gassy haha….pathetic. *looks down at gut* Well maybe if you didn’t try to make us run laps all the time we wouldn’t have to do this sir *smirks*….what was that? I can’t let you out now! I could get in trouble with the principal. *caresses gut* Welcome to your new home coach. I’ll just sit back with my arms behind my head and let my belly do the work for me while you churn and gurgle like the athlete’s food you are.” (Awesome caption submission to voreguys! Thanks man!) -- source link