eefkin:aleatoryw:Monsterfucker alignment chart! created because i was having an internal debate if R
eefkin:aleatoryw:Monsterfucker alignment chart! created because i was having an internal debate if Roxanne Ritchie is a monsterfucker. the answer is kind of. image transcript + notes below Keep reading @lokisbeignet this caused my brain to shutdown nuns are said to be “married to christ”, which ought to extend to priests since catholicism considers them a higher order than nuns; canonically you can’t have a marriage that isn’t consummated, so all clerics are fucker purists, and by the contents of the bible are monster purists. other denominations generally don’t use this phrasing, so they’d be fucker neutral and monster purist.the church is said to be “the bride of christ”, but it is not said whether this is pre- or post-ceremony, and depending on the denominational rules of no sex before marriage, technically all christians are fucker neutral or purist, and monster purist/neutralmary herself is purist/purist, though given the catholic church’s stance on mary being nonsinful and divinely conceived herself and thus at least partially nonhuman, catholic mary may not count as a monsterfucker because she isn’t traditionally human herself. other denominations of mary may be purist/purist, check your canon. -- source link