I told him we’d play a little game of Simon says, and my name being Simon and him being a scar
I told him we’d play a little game of Simon says, and my name being Simon and him being a scared little nerd he obeyed everything I said. So when I told him to get his shirt off he did. When I told him to drop his pants he did. And when I told him to muscle up, dumb down, and jock out he did just that. Now what should I tell him to do next? -- source link