patrickat: kyraneko: meltyfacesyndrome:mielpetite:jess-lirio:inthroughthesunroof:aziraphalel
patrickat: kyraneko: meltyfacesyndrome: mielpetite: jess-lirio: inthroughthesunroof: aziraphalelookedwretched: God only knows what the context of this is But the Crowley and Aziraphale energy is off the charts “Look, I’m just saying, it wasn’t my fault if he decided to commit suicide by threatening you.” “Do you really think our respective offices are going to care?” “Well, no. I’m just saying it’s not my fault. Anyway, he was a saint to his parish and a demon to his housekeeper. Makes him a double agent. So we’re both doing the right thing.” “And both doing the wrong one.” “Well. I suppose you could make that argument.” “How deep do you think we need to put him?” “I wouldn’t know, I’ve never hidden a body before. I still don’t see why we can’t miracle him away.” “Audits, my dear. I’m not sure how your side is about it, but my side audits miracles. Unless you’re really sure about that “both doing the right thing” argument.” “Whatever. Hold your end higher, would you? He’s heavier than he looks.” WTF, I love this fandom As a medieval art scholar and an obsessive GO fan, this made my whole week. Methinks the obvious thing to do would be to arrange his body someplace and in some fashion that when found he’s proclaimed to be a saint due to the manner of his death. Like place him in front of the altar and put him on his knees falling backward with artful stigmata-inspired wounds and an expression of pure rapture on his face.That way the body is disposed of in a way that doesn’t incriminate either of them, Heaven gets a new saint and the resulting boost in popularity, and Hell gets Heaven having a fake saint which means some demon in Accounting gets to be pleased with Crowley for trolling Heaven with a fake saint and directing the beliefs of the people toward a false saint.Aziraphale probably gets a commendation, and Crowley can tell drunken stories post-Apocalisn’t about that time he faked a whole saint.(Still of the opinion that attempting to dispose of a body is fucking stupid. Nobody knows who killed them and here you are making body disposal your problem, you don’t actually have to do that? Just be like “oh hey, a body” like everyone else.) Weekend At St. Bernie’s -- source link
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