digitaldiscipline: copperbadge:hood-strology:waititi: “A lot of actors and people in the f
digitaldiscipline: copperbadge: hood-strology: waititi: “A lot of actors and people in the film industry complain about the promo tour because they don’t like sitting in hotel rooms, but I’ve been stalking you online, and you, Chris Hemsworth, and Mark Ruffalo seem like you’ve had a ball.” man, he really IS Leo endgame “You have to love what you do, Chris. And you’re an actor! The parts you don’t love, you can act like you do.” “Mr. Waititi, that’s wonderful advice. But…” “But?” “Look, if Robert finds out you’re giving me advice, there could be trouble.” “Well, if he wants to fight, we’ll fight like true Hollywood celebrities.” “A boxing match for charity?” “Are you kidding me? We’ll plant stuff about each other in the blind items.” [RDJ Taika Waititi Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices] “Jeff, I need a favor.” “Bob! Lovely to see you! Shrimp soda?” “In a minute. I need to ask you about Taika.” “He’s the son I thought I hadn’t had. Or maybe I did. The seventies, you know?” “Eighties for me. Anyway, I think he might be giving Evans advice.” “Everyone gives Evans advice. He’s so… wholesome. Like a big buttery croissant of goodness. Have you heard about that cinnamon bun meme?” “Obliquely. But that’s beside the point. The point is, Dorito needs all the help he can get, but I need to foment a mock rivalry with Taika. Can you help?” “For, you, Bob? I can do you one better. I can tell him this is exactly what you want, and he’ll never know if it’s true or not, but he will run with it like the mad, glorious, impetuous man-child he is.” “You’re a peach, Jeff. Give my best to the wife.” “Of course. And tell Mark that I’m not going to forget what he said about Hemsworth’s hair.” “… I’m not sure I want to know.” “Ask Tom about it, but make sure you’re between him and the nearest window.” #jeff golblum advises rdj on his life choices -- source link