pregnantgirlslikeus: “Ooooh, so you didn’t know about this?” I asked, motioning to
pregnantgirlslikeus: “Ooooh, so you didn’t know about this?” I asked, motioning to the heavy belly currently resting in my lap. “Yeah, I thought someone told you. I’m like, way pregnant. I’m talking multiples. And no, before you ask, they’re not yours. Don’t look so disappointed. You never wanted to have kids anyways. You were way more interested in procreation. I mean, so am I. It turns out that I’m great at not only getting knocked up, but also making gigantic babies.” -- source link