labella420: master-of-duct-tape: copperbadge:queenofspies:achiille:msmori:copperbadge:pers
labella420: master-of-duct-tape: copperbadge: queenofspies: achiille: msmori: copperbadge: persian-slipper: alexielthegreat: @copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this… Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs. Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor. Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”) Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range. Thor: It’s what a god would do. Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety. Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket. THESE. Great. #James: just wear the fucking condom (Alternate:) OH MY GOD I NEVER SAW THESE AND THEY ARE AMAZING THANK YOU FOR FULFILLING THIS DREAM :D IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER -- source link