TL; DR Larrey and the mystery of the disappearing testicles or how I will literally read any stupid
TL; DR Larrey and the mystery of the disappearing testicles or how I will literally read any stupid thing if it has Larrey’s name on itSO in 1799, during the Egyptian Campaign, several soldiers came to Larrey complaining of the almost complete disappearance of their testicles. They had suffered no previous venereal diseases so whatever was going on was a mystery and Larrey was gonna get to the bottom of it.Symptoms: one testicle will lose feeling and grow soft. Over time it would grow smaller and smaller until it was around the size of a white bean then it would become hard. The spermatic tube also shrank.Typically only one testicle would be affected, but there were cases of both being were affected. In such cases, men would lose all interest in sexual intercourse, muscles in their legs would shrink and cause staggering, beard hair would thin out, their faces discolored, and they would develop difficulties with digestion. Several men were actually sent back home because of this. Larrey concluded that the Egyptian heat was to be blamed. Fluid in the testicles would be redirected into perspiration and therefore tissues would weaken and dry up. Also, the heat caused testicles to “melt”, basically becoming flabby and cause decomposing.Also to be blamed: excessive drinking, the soldier’s way of life, and the use of a certain species of nightshade to cure fevers and chest problems in hot climates. (said plant was similar to “poison parsley” which was used by the Ancient Greeks and was noted to cause atrophy when applied to the scrotum)Cures? Larrey said to whip your butt with switches or to give it a dry massage if symptoms began to develop. Also, eat good food, avoid shitty Egyptian liquor, bath in a combination of water/vinegar, wear the Napoleonic version of a supportive jock strap, and avoid banging the local women. Solid advice Larrey -- source link