surprisebitch:simplypurkey:jazzumon:destielkills:auntiesnixshipper:awkwardteenagenerves:discard-and-
surprisebitch:simplypurkey:jazzumon:destielkills:auntiesnixshipper:awkwardteenagenerves:discard-and-discover:evolve-within:disregardwomen:When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.Jesus I envy that relationship. this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.i love all of your momsWhen I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.That last story is worth reblogging all stories in here are worth reblogging. these are all amazing -- source link