lionesshathor:fireynovacat:lionesshathor:rurone:biologizeable:I can relate to this on every levelI f
lionesshathor:fireynovacat:lionesshathor:rurone:biologizeable:I can relate to this on every levelI fucking loved this.This was me during the fathier horse scene in TLJ…“No way they can breathe enough to run with nostrils that small.”“HORSES DON’T CRASH THROUGH SHIT, CHARGING ISN’T THEIR NATURE. BISON AND CATTLE AND CREATURES WITH HORNS BUST THINGS WITH THEIR HEAD. KNOW YOUR FUCKING UNGULATES!”“Those ears are completely ridiculous. They should at least be flattened against the horse’s neck while running to minimize drag. Also, stretching the neck down or forward should pull them back!”“They…ok they’re running straight up a cliff now. HORSES DON’T WORK THAT WAY.”“They have a saddle, great. Where the hell is their bridle? Riding with only a bridle makes more sense than only a saddle. It’s very hard to control a horse without a good connection to their head! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY YEARS OF TRAINING IT TAKES JUST TO GET THEM TO NECK-REIN?!”*pauses half a million times to analyze their run cycle because it does NOT look like a galloping motion*“YOUR XENOBIOLOGY SUCKS, RIAN!”SAME. If you’re going to create a creature, talk to biologists! The proportions are way off. And no horse runs out of the barn, ever. Even if it’s on fire.Not to mention the part where Finn and Rose steer theirs into a narrow alley with lights strung all over the place. First of all, there is no way they’d have that much control over the horse. And it TOTALLY makes sense for a horse to veer out of an open area into a confined space with lots of bright, dangly things everywhere THAT GET CAUGHT ON IT AND IT’S RIDERS AND ARE PROBABLY VERY HOT, right? Jeezus… -- source link