queenmoonracer:My four year old likes the Avengers. It’s a thing with the kids these days, you know.
queenmoonracer:My four year old likes the Avengers. It’s a thing with the kids these days, you know. Anyhow, we’re having a sick day on the couch, as we both have some kind of terrible crud and we’re watching Thor. Thor is saying goodbye to Jane because he’s headed back up the bifrost. He then starts this conversation:Kid: “Thor going back to boyfriend’s.” Me: “Thor is going back to his boyfriend?” Kid: “Yeah, say good bye to lady, go back to boyfriend Loki.” Me: “Loki is Thor’s brother not his boyfriend.” Kid: “Oh. Not boyfriend?” Me: “No, sorry.” Kid: *sad look*After a few moments of reflection on this crashing information on his OTP: Kid: “Iron Man boyfriend?” Me: “Are you asking me if Iron Man has a boyfriend?” Kid: “Yes.” Me: “Oh, well, Pepper is his girlfriend but some people think that Hulk is his very good friend, maybe his boyfriend.” Kid: “Okay.” Another few moments pass:Kid: “Captain America boyfriend?” Me: “Captain America doesn’t have anyone right now. He liked Peggy but he missed their date because the plane crashed, remember?” Kid: “Oh.” *more sad look*I think I may have just crashed all of his ‘ships. Poor kid. (About ten minutes later:Kid: “Natasha boyfriend? NO!”Me: “Natasha doesn’t have a boyfriend?” Kid: “No.”Me: “Why not?” Kid: “Too busy!”Me: “Sounds legit.”) -- source link
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