“I’m sorry, the what now?” she asked her landlord.“The bimbo
“I’m sorry, the what now?” she asked her landlord.“The bimbofication clause,” he repeated. “It’s starndard in all my lease agreements. You did read the lease agreement, didn’t you?”“Well, I mean, I skimmed it,” she admitted.“Well, you can’t have thought this building had so many stacked hot chicks just by coincidence, did you?” he asked.“Well, I mean, I kinda thought I just got lucky!” she admitted..“Nobody is that lucky, kid,” the landlord said. “I can show you the clause in your lease agreement if you like. ‘Rent is due at 2am local time the first day of every month. Failure to pay on time in full will result in immediate bimbofication of the lesseee for the duration of the month.' It’s all quite legal, I assure you.”“Wait…for the duration of the month?” she exclaimed. “I’ll be like this for all of August?!?”“At least,” he said. “Probably longer.”“But…but it said for the duration of the month!” she said. “If I pay my rent on tome, I should get my dick back!”“Oh, certainly!” the landlord said. “Legally, if you pay your rent on time next month, you revert to being a guy. But you may have noticed there isn’t a sudden uptick in male tenants at the first of the month. I don’t know if it’s because a month of being a bimbo is enough to convince you girls that you prefer it this way, or if it’s because you’re just so ditzy and distractible that you never seem to manage to pay on time after the first missed month.”“I’m totally gonna remember!” she vowed. “Um, how many days are in this month?”“Number are so hard to remember,” the landlord said. “If you want a good way to know, I always host the rooftop party the last day of the month.”“OMG! I love those! But don’t we have those, like, more than once a month?” she asked.“Oh you’re right! Silly me!” he said. “In fact, there’s one tonight for everyone to get to know the new girls! You will come, won’t you? Everyone is going to be so glad to see you! You’re just so cute!”She giggled.“You really think I’m cute?” she asked.“You’re adorable!” he affirmed. “Come to the party if you don’t believe me! Everyone will say so!”She giggled again and jiggled her new jugs a bit. She had to admit, she was cute.“OK!” she said. “I’ll come to the party! But next month, I’m totally going to pay my rent on time!" "Oh that’s weeks from now,” he said. “Why even worry about it?”She giggled. He was probably right. -- source link
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