“The simple matter of the fact is that I cannot always take my collection of wives with me during my

“The simple matter of the fact is that I cannot always take my collection of wives with me during my research expeditions. After all, we must save the necessary space to bring home new specimens. A few, such as Calysa and Amanda, are almost as essential as research assistants as they are pleasant company, and so always find a berth on whichever ship I happen to have commandeered for that year’s journey. The majority, however, reside at my Cunthrob estate in the southern regions, waiting my return in the winter months. During this period the girls arrange daily trysts according to some arcane formula I have yet do determine, but which oddly leaves several of them well bred by the time I am ready to depart once more…”-Letter to Alexander Stubbins, included with his copy of 12th Expeditionary Notes. Author still remains stubbornly Unknown. Sorry, Doc, I know we’re trying to piece these together, but the old coot doesn’t seem to have used his name anywhere at all! -- source link

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