striffyisme: striderai:forwhateveryouwant:imagine-sebstan:thenightling:woodelf68:moneysltd
striffyisme: striderai: forwhateveryouwant: imagine-sebstan: thenightling: woodelf68: moneysltd: moldyfingers: termytheantisocialbutterfly: libertarirynn: Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information. Um wat turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side. po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. scandals galore in that damn superdome. A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here. I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment. …. *Stares* …Why? If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too. Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky? -- source link