the-unicorns-of-nienna: c3rmendraws:Please remember that adopting a hellhound is not just a lifelong
the-unicorns-of-nienna: c3rmendraws:Please remember that adopting a hellhound is not just a lifelong commitment, but afterlife long commitment as well. [Image Description: artwork depicting twelve different breeds of hellhounds, each accompanied by a short bio.The Damnation: a Dalmatian with horns, hooves, a pointed tail, and eyes in place of spots. “Prone to eye problems, but overall an excellent watch dog. It sees you. It sees what you did now, it sees what you did then.”The Bull Terror: a white bull terrier with multiple fanged mouths all over its body. “Highly recommended to buy a blessed safe to contain all footwear, for he is quite the chewer. Never expect door to door mail delivery again.”The Ancient Pharaoh Hound: an undead, mummified pharaoh hound. “Originally used as hunting dogs for the great in the afterlife. Breeders particularly like them as they tend to make good mummies.”The Chomp Chomp: a chow chow with an oversized mouth. “If someone tries to say its bark is worse than its bite, they are lying.”The Siberian Haunted: a Siberian Husky with a body made of ice. “Found in areas where Hell actually has frozen over; this dog is intelligent, energetic, and will raise your heat bill by about five-hundred percent.”The Blood-Hound: a blood hound with a body made of red goo. “With its keen senses, it only needs a single drop of sacrificial blood to track a lost soul through the ends of the voids. Owners do recommend to have clothes that do not stain easily.” The Goregi: a Pembroke Welsh Corgi with the wings and ears of a bat. “Sometimes referred to as “The Queen of the Damned’s Dog” do to her fondness and ownership of the breed.” The Demonic Bernard: a red and black Saint Bernard with ram’s horns and draconic wings. “Think Cujo, but on fire.” The Rot-Weiler: a zombie Rottweiler. “The gentle giant of hellhounds. Gives a new meaning to “doggy smell.” Tendency to lose body parts, and eat other dogs.” The Blackhound: a shadowy greyhound. “Requires lots of exercise and stimulation. Allergic to light, keep in eternal darkness at all times.” The Soulful Retriever: a ghostly Golden Retriever carrying a lantern in its mouth. “Loyal, gentle, and good with kids; especially dead kids. Will fill your house with the sound of distant giggles, and the pitter-patter of feet on the floor above you.” The Irish Werewolf Hound: a semi-anthropomorphic Irish Wolf Hound. “This breed was popularized during the lycanthrope crisis of 1809. Breeders have to be particularly careful as the hound only takes on its unique appearance during the Full Moon, and mix-ups with their material plane counterparts have been known to happen with…interesting results.”End image description.] -- source link
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