thesympatheticdevil: >Hi Mrs. Huggins. I finally figured out where that big invoice from buil
thesympatheticdevil: >Hi Mrs. Huggins. I finally figured out where that big invoice from building maintenance went to. Sorry it took me so long. “Huh? Oh! *Giggle* I totally forgot about that.” > Oh good. I was hoping you wouldn’t be mad that I took so long. You were pretty upset about it when you first asked me. “Was I? That doesn’t sound right. I could never be mad at my Charlie. *giggle* You’re the nicest!” >Why thank you Mrs. Huggins. You’ve gotten very nice lately yourself. “Yeah… I feel nice…*Giggle*…nice…. But you should call me Karen.” >I think I’d rather call you Kiki. Would that be alright? “Kiki?…*Giggle*… I like that! Kiki! *Giggle* mmmmm Charlie calls me KiKi. That’s so cute….” >Well, KiKi, I also figured out what was happening to all the ladies here in the building, including you. “What was happening? Oh! You mean like with my hair? How it turned blonde and got all growy? Do you like it long and blonde, Charlie? I didn’t like it at first but now, it’s just so pretty! Do you think it’s pretty? Lots of girls here started going blonde after I did. I think they are copying me.” >Who can blame them KiKi! You’re the prettiest girl in the whole office. “Oh my god, Charlie! *giggle* You’re so sweet!” >Well, it’s true, KiKi, You’ve got the nicest rack too! “*giggle* You noticed these? God, they’re growing so fast now. I stopped even trying to buy bras.” >You don’t need one with those perky beauties. “Aw! *giggle* Somebody is totally getting a raise!” >Well, don’t go giving me a raise until I tell you about the invoice. You might change your mind. “Pffff! You’re so cute! No silly invoice is going to change that.” >Yes, well, apparently the missing invoice was for a subcontract for BimboTech Inc. to clean and maintain our women’s bathrooms. It’s expensive but I hear they do a remarkable job. “Oh! *giggle* oh! totally! Wow I totally knew there was a new air freshener. It smells so good! *Giggle* You know, I think I spend half my day in there?” >Yes, you’re not the only one. All the women’s bathroom are really crowded these days. But none of the ladies are complaining. You can hear them giggling in there all day long. “Yes, I had to find Chelsea the other day and she was in the ladies room with, like, eight other girls. There are only three stalls but nobody minds. It’s a good chance to check to check your make up. Or practice kissing, apparently. Did you know that Chelsea is bisexual? I had no idea. But the girls in the office are really pretty. Prettier and prettier every day…mmmmmmmmmm *giggle*” >But you’re still the prettiest Kiki ! “Oh you! *giggle* I think my personal bathroom smells the nicest, though. Maybe I should I have Chelsea meet me in there. The air freshener is stronger there, I think.” >It should be. I told the BimboTech people when I signed the invoice to give you the absolute best since you’re the boss . “Oh my God! *Giggle* you signed the invoice? Well, that solves that mystery! I totally got to give you a raise now!” >Well actually, Kiki, I was hoping instead of a raise that you could give me a tittiefuck right here on your desk. “Oh my God! Can I do that?” >Of course you can, Kiki. You’d be leveraging your assets and saving the company money. It’s just the sort of solution that an innovative executive like yourself would come up with. “All right! let’s do this! *giggle* God, Charlie, I don’t know how this place without you.” -- source link