princessoraclefindomme: Let’s face it, you’ll never get a girlfriend. When you swipe rig
princessoraclefindomme: Let’s face it, you’ll never get a girlfriend. When you swipe right, girls swipe you left. You’re unattractive, you’re unappealing, and no one wants to date you. You’re stuck jerking off into your hand for life! You’ll never touch a real woman’s ass or feel her pussy wrapped around your cock. You’re doomed to be forever alone! No romance. No SEX. Nothing. What an unfulfilling life… The only joy you have is beating off and paying meIt’s no big secret, and you get off on it. You can’t keep a woman happy and satisfied, so you’ve turned denial and rejection into sexual arousal. It only makes sense. Humans are adaptive animals. And you’ve done such a good job at it! It’s about the only thing you’re good at. Well, that and jerking off. You see, you’re too much of a weirdo to keep a woman. Your kinks are too freaky to an average girl, your looks are sub-par and your habits are disgusting. The only girlfriend you’ve been able to keep around for any length of time is your hand. So, get her out, start stroking on your lonely dickWelcome to the rest of your life - remaining a virgin loser chronic masturbator.Loser.! Tell me one more thing - how long its gonna take you to cum today? One minute? Haha, I know you are a one minute man, premature ejaculator, pathetic loser :D Mmmm -- source link