ppn512:Not only did you finish last in your heat, Kevin, you failed to obey orders of tanning nude.
ppn512:Not only did you finish last in your heat, Kevin, you failed to obey orders of tanning nude. @headcoachjohnson isn’t pleased with you and now you’re hear for your punishment. Fortunately, the roof to the Athletic Center is flat and you tan well, rookie. We’re looking at a clear and sunny forecast for the week, so it shouldn’t be too long before we can even out your tan by tying you spread eagle on the roof each afternoon this week, right when the sun is its most intense–an hour or so on each side before flipping you over should do it. For the punishment, I’m thinking some letter cutouts applied to your cheeks–on the left, F U C K, and on the right, M E. We’ll apply them each day so that as you darken to match the rest of your body, you’ll be left with bright, creamy white message. It might be hard to explain to your girlfriend, but I’m sure the guys on the team will know exactly how to respond when they see you in the shower room. -- source link