drtanner-sfw:DON’T PANIC, IT’S NOTHING SERIOUS! THIS ISN’T AN EMERGENCY, SO DON’T WORRY! MANNY JUST
drtanner-sfw:DON’T PANIC, IT’S NOTHING SERIOUS! THIS ISN’T AN EMERGENCY, SO DON’T WORRY! MANNY JUST NEEDS A FEW NEW BITS AND PIECES SOMETIME PRETTY SOON! Manny, as some of you might know, is my desktop computer. He does everything for me, so he’s a very important part of my life! Lately, he’s been showing signs that his motherboard is failing, which, to be fair, doesn’t really surprise me. His current motherboard was bought on an extremely tight budget and in less-than-ideal circumstances. It was garbage in the first place.Manny already has a new motherboard on the way. He’s going to be fine! It’s considerably up-market from the old one and should last him much longer. However, I am going to need to recoup the expenses of this purchase, just to make my life a bit easier, and, as a stretch goal, I’d like to be putting in a new, more up-to-date processor and graphics card at the same time I’m fitting the new motherboard, if at all possible. These are luxuries that I definitely won’t be able to afford by myself, so here we are! Commissions! I’ll be opening commissions for written and drawn pieces! Whatever the hell you like, I don’t mind! If you can provide me with enough reference information and guidance, I can make pretty much anything you want! Check out my art tag and writing tag here on Tumblr, or take a look at my AO3 if you’re after examples of the kind of stuff I do. There’s some NSFW content in all of those links, so probably don’t open them in front of your grandma. Incidentally, I’m also happy to create NSFW content for you in exchange for money. ( b ._.)b Prices for artworks start at £15 for a basic piece involving a single character, but may be more depending on complexity - I’m also willing to design things for you, but bear in mind that this will cost considerably more as it requires a great deal more time and effort from me. Additional characters, colours, etc., can be included for an extra 20% over the base price. If you need a background, that’s an extra 40-60% depending on complexity. Up to three alterations are included in your price, but further changes will be extra. Prices for written pieces are blessedly simple: my going rate for written works is 5p (GBP) per word. This is a flat fee! Very easy! For example, if you wanted me to write a substantial piece of around 8,500 words for you - that’s the same as Playing With Fire, that one JoJo fic I wrote - my total fee would be £425 exactly. If you were after something shorter, say, 3,500 words like my recent DBD fic, Safe Passage, that’d be around £175 altogether. As above, a handful of alterations are included, but repeated changes or extensive overhauls will be charged extra. Stories, character descriptions and even sensible things like product descriptions and website landing pages are all included in this price! Just tell me what to write and it’ll get written! I actually do this stuff professionally from time to time already, so please let me know if you require any keywords or specific phrases to be included if necessary.I’m willing to be flexible on all prices, so you should definitely drop me an email at [email protected] if you’re interested in commissioning so we can discuss your budget and what you’d like to see. I reserve the right to refuse any commission request without explanation, so if I say “NO”, be respectful. (Also, on the off chance that you’d just like to buy Manny’s new parts in a random, possibly anonymous act of kindness, you can do so here. You do not need to know my address; anything you buy from this list will be automatically shipped directly to me! It’s very convenient. You can also donate cash here.)THAT’S ABOUT IT! THANKS FOR HELPING ME TAKE CARE OF MY STUPID POMPADOUR ROBOT, FOLKS! -- source link