Another night’s work in the seasonal haunted house in the books, Courtney’s boyfriend ma
Another night’s work in the seasonal haunted house in the books, Courtney’s boyfriend made his way to her place in the show to release her from her restraints. “I still don’t get it,” Courtney told him. “How am I supposed to be scary by just crying for help? And why would the zombies capture me, anyway - wouldn’t they just eat me? And what’s up with these restraints - everything is real. Props would have been cheaper.” “What if I told you you served no purpose in the haunted house?,” he replied. “What if I confessed that I came up with this so I could chain you up every night, and that the thought of you helpless all night makes me hard?” Courtney smiled seductively. “Well, if you were to say that, I might ask why you go through all that trouble just to free a horny, helpless girlfriend every night. I might remind you that we’re always the last two to leave, and I might even mention that, once you free the chain holding my arms up, none of these restraints keep you from dragging me back to your evil lair.” Courtney offered her man a thumbs-up as he helped her to her feet and steadied her as she shuffled out of the haunted house. -- source link