flavoracle:flavoracle:flavoracle:philpher:flavoracle:wolfendreams:flavoracle:REBLOG TO MAKE THE GITR

flavoracle:flavoracle:flavoracle:philpher:flavoracle:wolfendreams:flavoracle:REBLOG TO MAKE THE GITROG GROW Grow little soon-to-be-frog monster! The Gitrog finds your sacrifice acceptable, and your reblogs delicious. GROW LITTLE HORROR! Strike fear into the hearts of tiny, tiny people everywhere.tfw your precious little baby is growing up, and looks at you like… “A low drone echoed in her skull, growing in volume, as she fell into the endless hole of the Gitrog’s gaze. She fell, tumbling through oozing shadows, fell through the crevices of her mind, collapsed through the membranes into the spongy slime of delirium, cocooned by a strange warmth seeping into her bones and chasing away the pesky cold of doubt and fear and uncertainty. She knew, knew everything now. She saw truth in its blackest form, the clarity of a thousand lifetimes compressed into one moment.”FINAL FORM ALL IS SACRIFICE OK, so listen. According to my wife, this little guy was supposed to live up to six months. TOPS. Watching the life cycle of an amphibian was supposed to be an educational experience for our kids. That’s all. And yet here we are in December, and this dude is still alive and kicking and not showing any signs of croaking anytime soon. Sooooo… I don’t know if all the reblogs are really to blame or not, but like, if I suddenly go missing, would somebody come by and check the frog tank? (I’m just sayin)Well everybody, after a year and a half of hoppy madness, it’s finally the end of an era… Goodbye Little Gitrog -- source link

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