thoodleoo:honestly spintriae, these coins that have depictions of sexual acts on them, are one of th
thoodleoo:honestly spintriae, these coins that have depictions of sexual acts on them, are one of the weirdest relics we have from ancient rome. like imagine if you’re at like, ancient roman walmart and you’re just trying to pay for some fucking garum and when you pull out your wallet you accidentally hand the cashier one of these. they look down at the coin and then look up at you in disgust. your stomach drops; cold sweat rolls down your face. you stammer an apology as you fumble with your wallet for some real money as the line behind you grows longer. the people behind you start fidgeting and craning their necks to see what’s taking you so long. you try to hurry but your hands have gone clammy and your fingers won’t work right. finally, you leave without your garum, still apologizing. the cashier stares at you the entire time as you leave in shame, sex token still in their hand. -- source link
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