human-nonsense: moonphanter:patient-positivity:gods-little-punk:avatarpotato:dragonpyre:sn
human-nonsense: moonphanter: patient-positivity: gods-little-punk: avatarpotato: dragonpyre: snicketty-snook: jacksoopticboop: anticoffeebeans: viostormcaller: actually-al: pixiis-blog: astudyingreer: fairyofsomething: hidingoutbackstage: I’m right and I should say it Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? “Hey” “Hey” “Hey Dork.” “I am not a dork.” “Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.” “Whats up buttholes” “Shut up Loser” “Hey maaaan” “Hey maaaaan” Or “Hey stoop-stoops” “No” “Who are you?” “Hey shithead” “Hey dickface” “Whaddup slut” *Hey ‘name of sibling’**Get out of my room* “Hey nerd”“What do you want” “Sup bitch” “Fuck off” *steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle* “what” “what do you want for dinner” That last one!!! Passing each other in a corridor/when entering or exiting a room/in the stairs/wherever: *drops into battle-poses and makes pterodactyl screeches while fake-swinging and kicking at each other before continuing on as if nothing happened* Once my brother walked into my room with skyrim music playing from his pocket and told me “no lollygaggin” “Hey jerry berry” (nickname i hate)“Idk who that is” Or*drops in on Alexa* “you’re such a loser” “Alexa hang up” *from other room* “HEY!” -- source link