naughtygirlsandmarriedmen: My next-door neighbor Vanessa came over to borrow a cup of sugar from my
naughtygirlsandmarriedmen: My next-door neighbor Vanessa came over to borrow a cup of sugar from my wife, but when I explained that my wife wasn’t home, she pushed me onto the couch and borrowed about a cup of my semen instead. She was originally going to make a cake, but we ended up making a baby! I can barely keep back a smile when my wife comments how much the baby looks like me. "Just one of those weird coincidences, I guess.“ We’ll see if she accepts the same excuse if the baby Vanessa is carrying now looks like me too. -- source link