Forgot to send this one when it happened. The group I was running had just settled down for th
Forgot to send this one when it happened. The group I was running had just settled down for the night out near the woods, where one sat down to get drunk and another went to find firewood. Well, a bugbear attacked the guy looking for firewood, so the drunk rogue decides to get up and run, drawing his daggers in the process, while completely smashed. Fails a balance to get up, then a balance to run, then a concentration to draw the daggers while running, drops the daggers, then trips, gets up, goes to pick up the daggers, falls over again, and stabs himself with the daggers. By the time he reached the fight, the bugbear was dead. Then our cleric of the group decided to use his craft skill, which was brewery, with the blood of the bugbear, and got a nat 20, making the most amazing alcohol anyone had ever tasted out of blood. -- source link
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