“We’re going to fucking play a game. My rules. First you’re going to stick your fa
“We’re going to fucking play a game. My rules. First you’re going to stick your face in there nose, mouth everything and take a nice hard whiff. I want to hear you inhale deep. Then you’re going to tell me how many days straight I’ve worn these sneakers while wearing these nasty rank socks. Get it right and you get the fucking privilege of servicing my alpha feet. I’ll use your face instead of this ottoman while I kick back and play some Xbox One, I’ll even let you sniff right between my toes. Fuck up and you’ll get to go home with nothing else but my spit on your face.” -- source link