intermundia:gffa:I AM DETERMINEDLY IGNORING THE DESCRIPTIONS HERE and instead focusing on the thing

intermundia:gffa:I AM DETERMINEDLY IGNORING THE DESCRIPTIONS HERE and instead focusing on the thing that made me lose my shit and irl cackle for five minutes straight:“Vader was forced to make the grip considerably thicker and longer, resulting in a weapon that the Sith Lord believed was inelegant to the point of being ungainly.”PLEASE IMAGINE ANAKIN SKYWALKER TRYING TO MAKE AN ELEGANT WEAPON BUT HIS NEW ROBO-HANDS WON’T HANDLE IT VERY WELL, SO HE HAS TO MAKE IT BIGGER AND WEIRD AND GROSS AND HE CONSTANTLY HATES IT.Sidious:  Yessss, Lord Vader, I can feel your hate from here!  Have you found another Jedi to–Vader:  THIS FUCKING LIGHTSABER IS UGLY AS FUCK AND I HATE IT!Sidious:  …………Vader:  LOOK AT IT, IT’S THE UGLIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER MADE AND I CAN’T EVEN FIX IT BECAUSE MY HANDS ARE TOO BIG AND THEY USED TO BE PERFECT AND MY FACE USED TO BE PERFECT AND OBI-WAN WOULD TELL ME IT LOOKS LIKE A CHILD MADE IT BECAUSE IT’S INELEGANT TO THE POINT OF BEING UNGAINLY.Sidious:  ……that’s… that’s terrible… yes…. [pained face, wondering if it’s maybe possible to resurrect the Jedi Order so Vader can be their problem again] This is undoubtedly what Anakin Vader still thinks is the platonic ideal of hand to grip ratios:He’s probably still thinks about it a lot, at night, staring vacantly at the wall of his bacta tube. How good the… grip… looked in his hands. How… elegant… it was. Right. -- source link
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