starstruckmyths:cupsofdream:cupsofdream:groovycrusadeperson:Steve on his way to save Cleopatra. fjek
starstruckmyths:cupsofdream:cupsofdream:groovycrusadeperson:Steve on his way to save Cleopatra. fjekdsljdskj the bug spray really sends this to a whole other dimension, I’m WHEEZINGPlease let us all imagine Cleopatra and Marc Anthony fighting for who gets to apply sunscreen on Steve because that fair skin would not fare well under the Egyptian sun! They’re worried okay!They reach an agreement, one gets the front and the other gets the back but before their dreams of a Steve-filled sandwich can come true, the mysterious savior is goneAlso rare footage of Steve dealing with unwanted suitors across the timeline:#steve: trying to catch a break and chilling in 1800 Greece#*accidentally runs into Lord Byron on his Grand Tour who immediately becomes besotted with him*#I would die for you let me die for you#Steve: reaches for his spray bottleSteve, catching his breath in Milan in 1490: finally, some peaceLeonardo Da Vinci, about to come up with the Vitruvian Man, a drawing illustrating what he believed to be a divine connection between the human form and the universe: Yean, Milan under the Sforzas was just the bees’ knees. -- source link