“Oh, my love, what shall we name our son?” “Um, well, I really wasn&am
“Oh, my love, what shall we name our son?” “Um, well, I really wasn’t planning on sticking around this long, and…” “But look, he has your eyes, isn’t he lovely” “Ok, um, how about Marcus? Good strong Roman name” “I was thinking maybe Brian” “That’s not really a…” “Don’t make me shank you” “…Brian it is then” -- source link