“Why does the dorm smell like socks? Because I just took off my sweaty socks I wore all day be
“Why does the dorm smell like socks? Because I just took off my sweaty socks I wore all day between class and working out in my dorm. I know you like that fucking smell. It’s your lucky day, do my geometry homework and not only will I let you smell my socks but you’ll have the privilege of getting a whiff of my feet while I sit back and play some Call of Duty.” -- source link