sashayed:That’s so good to hear, because — I have said it before and I will say it again — frankly t
sashayed:That’s so good to hear, because — I have said it before and I will say it again — frankly the only type of literature I ever want to read again is the kind where, after filming a music video where zayn plays a hot girl, every member of english-irish boy band one direction has weird sex dreams about getting female zayn pregnant. louis tells everyone loudly about it over breakfast, with lewd gestures. “ZAYN WAS STILL WEARING HER EARRINGS AND I WAS LIKE AWWWW YEAH I’M GONNA PUT MY BABY IN YOU FROM BEHIND UNH UNH UNH!!!“ zayn is like rolling his eyes and pretending he’s not flattered. niall cheerfully admits that he also had one of those but it was different than louis’s because he and zayna were actually having pregnant sex, not sex to get pregnant. like zayna was already pregnant in the dream. “you were like riding me, it was nice,” niall says, while zayn pretends to vomit. “that’s so weird,“ says harry, wandering in naked, absently scratching his belly. “i had one too, only i was going down on zayn after we just found out she was pregnant.” “hahaha, that’s so funny that we all had a dream about pregnant zayn,“ louis says. all eyes slowly turn to liam. liam just keeps eating his cereal while his ears turn bright pink. LIAM WILL NEVER TELL ANYONE THAT IN HIS DREAM, HE AND ZAYNA WERE MAKING SWEET, TENDER, MARRIED PREGNANT LOVE AND HE KISSED ZAYNA’S BELLY AFTERWARDS AND RESTED HIS HEAD THERE TO LISTEN TO HER HEART AND THEIR BABY’S HEART BEATING TOGETHER. “i never remember my dreams,” liam mumbles into his cereal. WHY AM I IN THIS BAND? zayn asks the universe. -- source link
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