nudepatty: #1 OF MOST LIKED POSTS *** (please re-blog this post) *** Hi! This is pretty much the way
nudepatty: #1 OF MOST LIKED POSTS *** (please re-blog this post) *** Hi! This is pretty much the way most girls start their nude internet life… by accident. Imagine, if you will… you are in the bathroom after taking a nice hot shower, and suddenly you hear the theme from Alfred Hitchcock’s film, “PSYCHO”. (which is very odd, since there are no speakers in the bathroom) Out of the corner of your eye, you see a shadowy figure wearing a cheap elderly woman’s wig (from Ebay) clutching a blunt instrument in his hand. You let out a long, blood-curdling scream as the curtain yanks across! In his hand is a ominous looking black camera which repeatedly snaps at you, until you are a victimized puddle lying on the shower floor. OK… actually you just curse, shove him out of the bathroom, and slam the door. However, the damage is done. …………………………………………….. FAST FORWARD IN TIME: 1. He’s history 2. You’ve forgotten the event 3. One day, you discover your naked body is displayed all over the internet. Yes, boys and girls… this was the inspiration for NUDEPATTY of Tumblr. I figured that since I was already on the web, why not have a good time with it and start my own diary. Now you know the rest of the story. I hope you enjoyed my TOP 10 posts this weekend and be sure to listen to the previous intermission post of my “audio orgasm”. Have a wonderful evening and I’ll return later to say goodnight. Big Kisses! ~ Patricia Mary R. <3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo -- source link