ftinally:soothseay:kieradoe:dynastylnoire:patient-positivity:gods-little-punk:avatarpotato:dragonpyr
ftinally:soothseay:kieradoe:dynastylnoire:patient-positivity:gods-little-punk:avatarpotato:dragonpyre:snicketty-snook:jacksoopticboop:anticoffeebeans:viostormcaller:actually-al:pixiis-blog:astudyingreer:fairyofsomething:hidingoutbackstage:I’m right and I should say itWait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?“Hey”“Hey”“Hey Dork.”“I am not a dork.”“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”“Whats up buttholes”“Shut up Loser”“Hey maaaan”“Hey maaaaan”Or“Hey stoop-stoops”“No”“Who are you?”“Hey shithead”“Hey dickface”“Whaddup slut” *Hey ‘name of sibling’**Get out of my room*“Hey nerd”“What do you want”“Sup bitch”“Fuck off”*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*“what”“what do you want for dinner”That last one!!!^^^^^^Me: “AYY PARTY PEE-PUUUUULL!”Him: *shaking head slowly* “…no. just, no.”The dinner one killed me.Additionally, “Hey, [name]?” “No”“[name]?” “What?” “Can you-” “No.” -- source link