“You must be wondering a few things baby, like why you’re laying on plastic, why as much
“You must be wondering a few things baby, like why you’re laying on plastic, why as much as you try you can’t seem to move, and mostly… what are you doing here. Well let me answer some things for you. You’re laying on plastic because this is going to be very messy, you can’t move because I’ve injected you with a muscle relaxant, and you’re hear because I offer a service to girls when they want to dispose of their lying, cheating boyfriends. Chloe know you cheated on her with the waitress at the bar, and so she’s hired me to dispose of you. You have her to thank though, I offered her the torture package but she didn’t want it. She wants you to leave this world with no pain, so her wish is my command. You will feel a small scratch. In a few moments I’ll gently nick your carotid artery with a scalpel. It’s so sharp, you’ll barely feel it. It’ll then take about 10 minutes for your heart, very efficiently, pump all of your blood out of your body. This it’s self should cause no pain, and you’ll pass out before you die, so you won’t have to experience cardiac arrest. This really is one of the smoothest ways to go. Chloe didn’t want to be here for the procedure but has asked that I record it for her, so smile! It’s time to meet your maker” -- source link