vintagegeekculture:It is often the case that villains are better remembered than any hero they fight
vintagegeekculture:It is often the case that villains are better remembered than any hero they fight, and that is certainly true of the Cavity Creeps, who, with their sludge and asphault shaped bodies, glowing pupilless eyes, and merciless battle cry of “WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!” vastly overshadowed the nondescript “Crest Team, Defenders of Toothopolis” in 70s Crest Ads. Trying to figure out how exactly the Crest Team would react to the existence of vagina dentata? Would they team up with the Cavity Creeps or would they initially regard the existence of this phenomenon as morally good by default, suppressing one threat reaction for another? What about dermoid cysts? Are teratoma teeth not worthy of attention? AO3 doesn’t seem to have any Crest commercial related content at all. -- source link